Izzie: Wow
George: Yeah
Izzie: That was..
George: Aerobic
Izzie: Aerobic bad?
George: Nah, no. Why do you think it was that bad?
Izzie: No
George: Okay
Izzie: No, I mean obviously we both were nervous.
George: We've been waiting for so long.
Izzie: It better be good.
George: It better be worth it.
Izzie: It's a lot of pressure.
George: Yeah
Izzie: Let's just do it again.
George: Right back on the horse.
Derek: What's new with you?
Meredith: I saw my half-sister half naked.
Derek: ohh
Meredith: What's new with you?
Derek: I had dinner and a movie. With the Chief.
Hey, you can stay.
Meredith: I think I'm gonna go. Leave you wanting more and all
of that.
Chief: Dry cleaning.
Derek: Yeah, you want some coffee?
Chief: And tell them there's a stain on the left sleeve of the blue one.
I'm thinking Godfather tonight.
Derek: Sounds good.
Chief: I'm gonna make them an offer they can't refuse.
That's Brando.
Derek: Yeah, got that.
Mark: She's sassy.
Derek: She's a woman of substance. You two have nothing in
common.
Derek: I'm late. Dropped off the Chief's dry cleaning.
Mark: You're doing his laundry?
Derek: We're helping each other out.
Mark: Yeah, what's he doing?
Derek: He has an extensive DVD collection.
Mark: You're dating the Chief.
Derek: Ha!
George: I don't look weird.
Meredith: What's wrong?
George: I look fine.
Meredith: I know you.
George: It's horrible. The sex with Izzie. Horrible. It's like she's
trying too hard. It's..you ever see a porno? Not that Izzie's a porno
she's an angel. But, it's like she's trying to channel a porn star.
And she's trying to act all dirty and sexy, which sounds great right?
But in reality, I just want to say Izzie just because you can do
that with your legs. Doesn't mean you should.
that with your legs. Doesn't mean you should.
Meredith: Ah..I wanna run.
George: Run, run..run now.
Izzie: Oh! I love George,
Meredith: Oh God.
Izzie: I do. I love him and I'm so happy because..he's kind and
smart and sweet. Sexy. He's perfect. Perfect. Except for the
fact that he kisses like a chicken. You know? A chicken pecking
the ground for food. Just pecking and pecking and pecking.
When he's pecking at me like that, I forget that I love him. I
forget that he's kind and sweet and sexy. And I Just want to
scream stop pecking me. Did he peck you like a chicken Mer?
Cristina: Morning
Meredith: Cristina needs me.
Cristina: Why?
Bailey: It's not gonna work with Hahn. So you need to find a way
to make it work with another specialty. I suggest you try the ER.
Hahn: If it were me I'd tell her to age gracefully.
Mr. Brotherton: She doesn't have one yet. We just adopted her a
week ago and just been trying to get to know her.
Cristina: Pushy and rude.
Mark: Is she doing a staple tractotomy?
Cristina: Yea she's trying to save as much lung tissue as possible.
Mark: Doesn't make up for pushy and rude.
Cristina: No it doesn't.
Izzie: No. I mean yes. That's not what I meant.
George: What did you mean then?
Izzie: Let's just not ever talk about this again. Please.
many substancial life changing surgeries.
Derek: hmm
You need to talk, I'm here.
Derek: ha!
Cristina: Right
Izzie: It's a box of fun and booze. Cause I figure it can't hurt.
Bailey: Uh..just a little adminstrative traffic jam. Dr. Torres has
it under control.
Chief leaves
Okay here's what's gonna happen: take crap man and put him in
the same room with lazy facelift. They can abuse each other. The
baby can stay another night. Now get out of here and if anyone
asks, none of this was my idea.
Mark and Cristina: Carpentry.
Mark: You want finesse you should try plastics. It's all finesse.
Cristina: Yeah, no room for error when you're dealing with
someone's face.
Mark: It's more than just facelifts. I'm a board certified ENT. I
take out tumors. It's also a lot of facelifts. But even a facelift, I'm
changing a life. Holding someone's future in my hands.
Cristina: Holding a heart is way better.
Meredith: I stayed late at work because my house is a brothel.
What did you do?
Derek: Oh no. Ugh..dinner and a movie.
Meredith: Dinner and a movie?
Chief walks in
Chief: Oh..uh..dinner...ahhh..I'm sorry I'll just uhh..I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Izzie: It's a box of fun and booze. Cause I figure it can't hurt.
Meredith: Alex. George and Izzie?
Alex: Yeah.
Meredith: The Chief just saw me naked.
Alex: Huh..nice.
Lexie walks up
Meredith: I thought I said no having sex with her at this house.
Alex: I didn't invite her over.
Lexie: Hi
Alex: Hey
Lexie: Alex do you want to get a drink at Joe's?
Alex: Yeah..sure.
Meredith: Alex
Lexie: There's no rule that say's he can't have a drink with me.
Meredith: Actually there is. I'm making one. No drinking with
Alex. No sleeping with Alex.
Lexie: What exactly did I ever do to you?
Meredith: Get your own friends. Get your own life. Stop
living in mine.
Lexie: Screw you!
I'll wait at the car.
Meredith: I know that was mean. But she's everywhere.
Alex: You say she's not your sister. You say you don't
want to know her. So why the hell do you care so much?
Meredith: I don't. I don't. I don't care.
door.
Derek: All I'm saying is next time you come over, you should knock.
Derek: You know what, that joke's not funny anymore. It's overused.
Mark: Lover's quarrell?
Derek: Haha. Geez.
Chief: We're not quarrelling. It's not a quarrell.
Derek: More importantly, we're not in...
Chief: If I go to the trouble to choose a movie, he should have
enough common courtesy to mention it if he makes other plans.
A phone call, a note..something. And if he's not gonna pick up
my shirts just tell me. I'll pick them up. I'm perfectly capable
of picking up my own shirts.
Derek: No. No you're not. You're not capable of picking up
your shirts. You're not capable of doing anything on your own.
If I wasn't around you'd starve in a dirty shirt and die a lonely
death.
Chief: Oh for God sakes.
Derek: You know I offered you a place to put your trailer and
you've been taking advantage ever since. You can't handle
picking up the dry cleaning or doing the cooking so I have to
pick up all the slack.
Chief: Hold that thought..leaves
Derek: You see, he can't handle the truth.
Chief: Hold that thought..leaves
Derek: You see, he can't handle the truth.
would meet me later in the on-call room.
Alex: I can't.
Lexie: Oh I thought you said.
Alex: Yeah I know what I said okay. I can't.
Lexie: Because of Meredith?
Alex: Look, I'm not getting involved in whatever you two have
got going on. I'm not choosing sides.
Lexie: Except clearly you are.
Bailey: Chief, I've just been shuffling a little paperwork.
Chief: You've been doing the lion's share of the chief resident's
work. All of the responsibility and none of the credit.
You deserve the credit. You deserve the job. I should have
given it to you in the first place. I hope you take it now.
Because what you do and how you do it, makes this hospital
work.
Bailey: Well it's about time you noticed.
they shouldn't be allowed to be a fruit. That's one. And two, I
can draw really really well on an Etch-a-sketch. Like really well,
like I could be a professional. If that profession existed. I play
the trombone. Badly. I like math and I notice that you do this
thing with your hands when you're trying to make a point. Like
this with your hands. And I know that's about you but I do it too.
So it's also about me. So that's five. That's five things that I'm
hoping will make it a little bit harder for you to hate me.
plays the trombone and whatever. Just take her home please.
Chief: I married Adele two years out of college. There's a lot I need
to learn to do for myself.
Derek: Just pick up your own shirts from now on.
Chief: Taxi Driver?
Derek: Meredith is coming over.
Chief: Ugh, better get back to my trailer.
Derek: haha
Chief: You talking to me?
Derek: Deniro?
Alex: Why don't I go. My car is right here.
Thatcher: I'm fine.
Alex: What do you need? Scotch? Vodka? Gin?
Lexie: Scotch
Um..just don't tell Meredith.
Derek: Nothing. You?
Meredith: Nothing
Derek: It's late. Shouldn't you be going soon?
Meredith: I just want to lie here for a few more minutes.
Izzie: See, I knew we had it in us.
George: That was as good as the first time.
Izzie: No it was better. Way better.
George: No you're right. Because we weren't drunk and well I'm
not married. That was just..
Izzie: incredible
pause
You're lying
George: Well so are you.
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Written by: Tony Phelan, Joan Rater
Directed by: Jeff Melman