5x04 Recap: Favorite quotes and photos

Derek: Hey
Izzie: uhh, where's Mer?
Derek: She's not here.
Izzie: Oh..both laugh.. So you're in there by yourself?
Derek: I'm not...I'm waiting for her.
Izzie: Oh. Love the outfit.
Derek: What do you want?
Izzie: I need cash, I ordered a pizza and Alex owes me 20 bucks
but he's not speaking to me because I saw him crying over his
crazy girlfriend and there was a minute a week ago that I actually
thought he was going to be a human being and now he won't open
the door.
Derek: Run into the bathroom. Just go..go!
Karev! Give me a twenty. Alex comes out gives him money and leaves
Thank you
Izzie: That was so awesome, very cool. Not that I didn't think
you were cool before. But you know, I do know. Kinda thought
you were all hair and..you know. Now cool! You wanna share some
pizza? closes the door on her

Callie: Your clothes, your room. The living room will not be a

dumping ground like the old place was.

Hahn: Did you not hear her?

Meredith: Okay, she kinda scares me.

Cristina: Cause she's scary. Callie needs a new best friend.

Derek: Hey

Meredith: Hey. You're..

Derek: Naked and waiting for you.

Meredith: You keep a diary? Have I not known that all this time

that you keep a diary?

Derek: No, I..I don't know.

Meredith: Aww,don't be shy. I think it's cute.

Derek: It's not mine.

Meredith: I won't read it. Who's is it?

Derek: Your mothers. It was in a big box full of

New England Journal of Medicine.

Meredith: Did you read it?

Derek: No, I brought it up here for you.

Meredith: Why were you going through her things?

Derek: I was trying to find space for my clothes.

Your closet is full.

Meredith: Oh. I need to shower, I've been hauling

Cristina's boxes.

Lexie: Hey, you passed. We're gonna go to Joe's tonight and we're

gonna celebrate. I'm gonna buy you a beer and all the peanuts

you can eat.

George: What if I didn't pass?

Lexie: Well, then I'm still buying you a beer. A beer for losers.

Cristina: If you have any questions just come and ask me. I'll be

in the clinic, putting ban-aids on stupid whiners who don't have the

balls to get real injuries.

Derek: I didn't read the diary, I just found it and put it on the table.

Mark: I woulda read it.

Derek: Everytime I actually do something to move into the house,

she freaks out.

Mark: What are you gonna do with the trailer?

Derek: No

Mark: Come on

Derek: Plus there's a very real possibility she kicks me out in a week.

I'm not letting go of the trailer.

Crsitina: I can't believe I'm giving you all my best stuff.

Mer gives a whack of a kiss on the forehead

You totally don't deserve it.

Callie: I'm going on a date with Erica Hahn and uhh..that's

awkward. Cause uhh..she's a colleague and because she's an

attending and because she's a SHE. And uh..there's been

kissing but uhh..no touching. And what if I'm not into it?

What if.. what if I'm horrible at all that stuff? South of the

border, cause I've never been south of the border. With a

female. I mean I've never been over the northern mountains.

You know what I'm saying? pauses and looks at Bailey's

speechless face

We're gonna pretend this didn't happen.

Izzie: You see Karev, get an 18 gage needle and shove it in his

throat!

Mark: Which one of your roommates will be assisting?

Derek: chuckles Karev

Mark: Good

Izzie: walks in Dr Shepherd I want back on this case. This is my patient.

Alex stole him from me. Remember when I was telling you..

Derek: Dr. Stevens, lets be clear, in this hospital I am not your

roommate. I don't give a crap about your personal problems.

I have a resident, I dont need another one.

Izzie: Son of a bitch!

Alex: Go cry to someone who cares.

Izzie: This is my case, it isn't fair.

Mark: Surgery is like the wild west. You didn't get your claim

to Montana from the bank, you got it cause you put a fence around

and shot the ass off anyone that walked by.

Karev's a cowboy, you're not.

Cristina: The hospital has hired someone to rub them full time.

Meredith: I bet their boyfriends don't go digging around in their

closets without asking.

Izzie: Dr. Shepherd, that is my patient. I'm sure you can use

another resident, even..

Derek: Stevens I am not the traffic cop in the playground.

Izzie: No, it's not the playground, it's the wild wild west and

you are the sheriff. Can't you..

Derek: mm mmm (no)

Izzie: Alex stole my patient with a grapefruit growing behind

his eyes and your boyfriend couldn't give a crap and just in

case I wasn't sure he actually said the words ' I don't give a crap.'

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George: Izzie, in the wild wild west there is always a woman in the

saloon and nobody messes with her. Even though they all have guns.

Izzie: She's a prostitute; the woman in the saloon is a whore George.

George: No, she just has other skills she uses to make her way in

the world. So just uh... use what you got.

Alex: You stole my surgery.

Izzie: My surgery, using me as a doormat is one thing. Screwing

with my career is another. I have been wiping your snot and

covering your ass for weeks now and all you've done is abuse me.

And for a little while you get to do that, because you're heartbroken

and pathetic and I'm a good friend. But it ends now. Get your own

surgeries and wipe your own snot.

Derek: You lost O'Malley?

George: You don't mention what you saw to anyone, I'll give you

want you want for the rest of your life. Okay?

Duncan: Okay

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Duncan: I wanna go back to the other one.

George: We're not talking about the other one.

Duncan: This one's boring.

George: Yea well, your's will be boring too.

Mark: Cowboy's don't have friends.

Izzie: I tore a guy's face off.

Meredith: I reattached a coronary artery.

Cristina: I hate you both.

We are not happy, glowy people.

Meredith and Izzie: Yea

Cristina: We gotta get outta here.

Meredith and Izzie: Yea

Derek: Ah, just the people I was looking for. Joe, I'm gonna buy

these two a drink.

Izzie: You are the best roommate ever!

Derek: I am, just to be clear, if you ever pull that crap on one of

my cases again, I will have you thrown out of the program.

Alex: I know okay. I know I'm being an ass. I can't help it, I'm

pissed off all the time. So much I can't even breathe. But you

can't be pissed at a crazy chick for losing her mind, so there's

nobody else to be pissed at except you. Nobody else.

Derek: I can always move back to the trailer.

Meredith: No I want you here. I mean I may not always be so

graceful about it, but I want you here. You need a place for your

things, it's not an unreasonable request. You can use this as your

den or your office or whatever.

Derek: It's your mom's den.

Meredith: She isn't here, you are.

Derek: What about you? You need some place. Some place

to get away to.

Meredith: Well I can always go to Cristina's or whatever.

Derek: I have a better idea.

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Written by: Debora Cahn

Directed by: Eric Stoltz