5x10 Recap: Favorite quotes and photos

Cristina: Go ahead and will yourselves to be voted in;
use "The Secret."
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Alex: What? come on this is bogus?
Bailey: You're just figuring that out? Steve is not a lip reader,
none of the interns are lip readers. You just have to wait for the
attendings to vote. Just like we did when I won.
Cristina: You won your solo surgery?
Bailey: I'm just going to pretend you didn't feel the need to ask
me that question, Yang. Of course I won! I was good, didn't cut
L-VAT wires, put my hand in bomby body cavities, didn't have
my interns operating on themselves. I was special; I was young
gifted and black.

Lexie: Hi, I get it I'm the one who organized the crazy cabal of

secret cutter interns. The thing is, I've been advised to seek

out sex as a way out of my sad predicament. But I think, I

would rather just learn today. So, what do you say?

You, me..

Mark: Why are you talking about sex to me? It's inappropriate

I'm your teacher.I have things to teach. Double board certified

things.

Lexie: That..that..that's what I was talking about. For you to

teach me medicine. The sex, that was a joke.

Sadie: Tell me everything there is to know about Karev.

Meredith: Why?

Sadie: I'm his intern. He seems cool enough at your house.

Though, whatever he has going on with the girl who masturbates

all the time, I don't like to judge but..Still officially, I'm his intern

so what's his deal?

Meredith: Sadie, I can't be your friend in here. I mean I'm a

resident and you're an intern. You're gonna have to figure out

how not to piss off Alex Karev, yourself.

Holly: I hate you!

Emma: I hate you more!

Callie: I hate you both.

George: I know you still see me as 007. But that was day one, I've

grown a lot since then.

Meredith: Hey, so you know I deserve this. You know I'm the

most qualified. But, I don't want it to be a big awkward thing.

I don't, so you do what you have to do.

Dixon: A system, devise a system. Rank everyone accordingly.

That's all. Thank you.

Callie: Ok.. ok.. the intern, Meredith's friend.

Mark: The psycho, with no appendix.

Callie: Yea, we talked. I mean, she came and talked to me. But it

was like more than that. You know? A guy looks at you a certain

way. Bang you just know. But this girl thing is so confusing.

Mark: Well was there touching?

Callie: No.

Mark: Was there playing with the hair?

Callie: No.

Mark: Was there licking of the lips?

Callie: Oh my God, I made it up. I made it up, because I'm

lonely, depressed and desperate for attention. From the hot

new intern.

Mark: Crazy new intern.

Callie: Crazy, hot..

Mark: NO! The hot ones are the ones that cause trouble. The

ones that distract you from realizing your true potential. You

need to focus on the medicine. Take all that pent up sexual

frustration you waste, thinking about hot, young, naked,

available interns, and put it back into your genius.

Mark: You're in my space. Back up, just back the hell up.

Dr. Bailey would you please find Dr. Grey something to do

other than interfere.

Bailey: Uh, Dr. Grey finish prepping Mrs. Patterson for surgery.

Mark: She was in my space.

Alex: Dude, you were robbed. You got screwed by politics.

Chief, he needed an escape-goat. It's so unfair. laughs

I'm sorry I can't do this. I can kiss ass when I have to, but not

yours. Below the knee amputation...medical....

I've done four of them; one on a cadaver, three on STAN.

Owen: You know that, you know they're capabilities. Go with

your gut.

Cristina: My gut, I'm not putting a patient's life in the hands of

a novice surgeon, based on my gut.

Owen: Well it worked for me.

Cristina: Ha, your gut.

Owen: It's what told me to choose you.

Bailey: But don't you need to...

Mark: Dr. Bailey, would you rather do Mrs. Patterson's surgery

yourself? I can leave.

Bailey: Dr. Sloan, I wasn't questioning your surgical skills, I was

just trying to learn. Something exciting; something new.

These residents are running around, fighting tooth and nail

for a chance to get to cut off a leg. Look what you've done here,

you made something where there was nothing. It's thrilling.

I was just trying to learn, that's all.

Mark: Thank you, Dr. Bailey. Now would you take the flap

veins and join them to the internal jugular please.

Izzie: Have you ever had mind blowing sex? The kind of sex

that makes you want to die. Just fall on the floor and give up

and die. Cause the sex I'm having, it's that good. It's the best

sex I've ever had. In fact it's the best sex anybody's ever had.

I don't know why anybody who's had this kind of sex would

do anything but have sex.

Cristina: Izzie

Izzie: You're gonna give the solo surgery to Mer, which is

typical and boring and slightly corrupt. But atleast I'm having

really, really, really good sex. Yea, just thought you should know.

Meredith: So you were right. Cristina and I are fighting.

Derek: You should go, talk to her. She's your best friend, it's

important.

Meredith: Derek?

Derek: They don't tell you when you become a doctor it's gonna

be like this. They don't tell you that you're gonna lose more

patients than you save. Sixteen, I'm sick of the death.

Meredith: I'm sorry.

Derek: I'll see you.

Meredith: Okay.

Dixon: Dr. Yang, you tortured her today. Making her choose

amongst her peers. Some kind of emotional torture. Is that

your intention?

Chief: Yes.

Dixon: Have your board make me a better offer.

Meredith: We're fighting and I don't want to be. Let's just put

this past us. What happened with the Chief and the interns

doesn't matter. I know that's why you didn't choose me and

I know that's why you made it personal. So, let's just move on.

Cristina: You made it personal. This right here, is you making

it personal. You told me to do what I had to do, so I chose Alex.

He was the most prepared. That's why I didn't choose you, not

because we're fighting, but because unlike you, I can separate

my personal life from my job. You made it personal.

to the room

None of you said anything those were all our interns. But I won

this, they picked me, if I dont deserve this solo surgery then

none of us do.

Meredith: Hi you paged?

Alex: I need you to scrub.

Meredith: Where's Izzie?

Alex: I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out! I told her I love her.

I told her I love her before a solo surgery. I can't believe that,

who does that? And now she's not gonna show up and I'm

freaking out.

Meredith: Stop, stop freaking out. If you screw this up and kill

this guy, I'm gonna be pissed. Then I'll know I should have won

it. You have to kick ass in there Alex, you have no choice.

Chief: Big night Karev, you ready? Are you ready?

Izzie: walks in He's ready.

Owen: It's out of time, out of space; anything can happen.
Cristina: Like what?

Owen: Just wait.

Lexie: You made her speak. Mrs Patterson, she said Hi. You

made her speak.

I respect you; as a man, as a surgeon, as a teacher. I respect you.

So, teach me.

starts to remove her clothes

Mark: What are you doing? Don't do that, stop.

Lexie: Teach me.

Mark: Stop

Lexie: Teach me

Mark: We can't do this. You're Little Grey and I..I promised.

And I'm your teacher.

Lexie: So teach me.

Mark: Oh, Lexie.

Lexie: Teach me. Teach me. Come on am I really so bad?

Mark: No, I am. kisses her

Meredith: Hey that's one of us down there, show some respect.

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Written by: Peter Nowalk

Directed by: Arlene Sanford